It’s been another long drab day at the job you hate. You’re waiting for that minute hand to reach the twelve so you can pack up and get home. But it’s not time yet. Sure, you could do more work, get caught up for tomorrow or Monday but the truth is all you really want to do is watch some hot babes getting it on with each other. Right? Of course you do. But it is far too easy for your company to track your moves online or maybe they have blocked those sites from access through their IP address and then you go bye bye to the unemployment line. So what to do?
If you could successfully conceal your attempts to get online to those luscious blondes that are waiting for you right now, you know a ‘hide my ip’ type system? If you could do that, no one would ever know what sites you were visiting. Here are some tips to help you do just that. A couple of things to remember first and foremost, always, always and always delete your browser history. These tips won’t help if you leave your internet history on your computer.
You need first of all, a hotspot. These are easy to find and most cell phone companies sell them along with the phones to give your internet access no matter where you are! Blondes, redheads and brunettes even in the dead zones in your city! All at the touch of a few buttons. Direct your work computer to access the internet through the signal that is coming from your hotspot. Look for the wireless control at the bottom menu tray, it’s usually a set of bars or a satellite shaped icon with a gauge of the amount of signal that is available for you.
Wait! Don’t type in the Playboy site yet! Now, you need a proxy server. Don’t panic, these are easy to find and some of them are free. The proxy acts as a go-between in the middle of your work computer and the buxom bosoms of very attractive females at the porn site. You need to access your chosen proxy. You could choose a ‘hide my ip’ or ‘Proxfree’ proxy or one of any number of proxies available for just this purpose.
Whichever proxy you choose, use your hotspot and connect to it with your computer. Type the name of the website you want to visit into the proxy screen. A few more things to keep in mind when visiting porn sites at work, first, those sites that use “JavaScript” may have difficulty loading. Second, some proxies have difficulty hiding your id when you reach the site and begin clicking links. Proxfree is not one of those, it hides your identity no matter what you click on. And third, what are you supposed to always remember? That’s right, delete your work computer’s browser history.
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